Thursday, January 21, 2016

The Life of Small (penis) Man

Mr. P enjoyed living large. He had a big house fit for a big guy. He had a big red car, and not too mention a big old Boston terrier. In fact, Mr. P even had a big belly from the massive amounts of beer he drank. When people would approach Mr. P, they were often intimidate by his large accessories.

Therefore leaving Mr. P lived a life with very few friends. Despite surrounding himself by big things and living large, Mr. P had a very small secret. It was a secret that had mislead many women in his life, and caused a lack of confidence deep within Mr. P. The truth was, Mr. P was compensating.

He had lead others too believe that he was well endowed and confident with his goods by surrounding himself with a lifestyle for the big headed. However, Mr. P was the victim of a small P.

He could surround himself by as many big things as he liked, but it never changed who he was at the end of the day.

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